Aibon is life, Shyder is the 2nd coming.

Tom , 24, UK. I want to be Ishikawa Rika's chair and gocchin's bath water.

My only talents include nicknames and fish puns

 

Which is more accurate?

my impression of ai-chan’s forehead

My impression of Guy-chan’s forehead

a ship between ai-chan and duu is aiduu

“I ship aiduu i do”

aibutt puns

NEVER use an aibutt pun at a funeral

  • aibutt she didn’t see that truck coming

Ask you partner before using it during sex

  • aibutt you didn’t see me coming, because that’s my ear. please leave

You should always use an aibutt pun as a way of interrupting idiots

  • may aibutt in? because you are talking complete shit