Say.U have a nice butt

Aibon is life, Shyder is the 2nd coming.

Tom , 24, UK. I want to be Ishikawa Rika's chair and gocchin's bath water.

 

aibutt puns

NEVER use an aibutt pun at a funeral

  • aibutt she didn’t see that truck coming

Ask you partner before using it during sex

  • aibutt you didn’t see me coming, because that’s my ear. please leave

You should always use an aibutt pun as a way of interrupting idiots

  • may aibutt in? because you are talking complete shit

Meanwhile....

Ai-chan : Gaki, i have a confession?

Gaki-san : What is it?

Ai-chan : I'm secretly guy-chan

Gaki-san : I know

Ai-chan : You do?? WAHHHHHH

Gaki-san : of course, i'm gay too

Ai-chan : what?